School Jokes ( Page 2 of 4 )
Rahul Gandhi is immature, says BJP
News: Criticisms on Rahul Gandhi alleging his behaviour is kiddish in parliament
Teacher: How do you think you can aim for IAS, with this kiddish behavior?
Student: I am better than those, who expected PM seat earlier.
By Phani Ch
Dawood is equal to a short tempered school teacher
News: Public threatened to buy Dawood properties on auction
It is like kids, frightening for the short tempered teacher, even though they do homework.
By Phani Ch
When does a graduate get ready to do schooling again?
News: Kapu community included in BCs
Punch: Even a graduate loves to do schooling again, if the government assures a job.
By Phani Ch
Degree to auto drivers in Telangana
News: Autos to unemployed minority youth
Punch: Should all those applicants, do a degree in auto driving now.
By Phani Ch
Student turns billionaire after teacher punished
News: Teacher pays Rs. 50000 fine for punishing student
Punch: If the same rule prevails when I was a student, now I would have been a Billionaire.
By Phani Ch
Right parents while signing TDP progess reports
News: Progress report for each TDP leader
Punch:
I hope even there would be people like parents, who throw the report on the face, after seeing the marks.
By Phani Ch
Proof to say world loves controversy
Teacher: Why do you always create controversy in class?
Student: Because the world loves it.
Teacher: How can you say that? Do you have any proof?
Student: See, #MakeIndiaFirst is trending over #ISupportDigitalIndia
By Phani Ch
Naidu strategy in Jagan indefinite fast
News: Naidu rejects permission for Jagan indefinite fast, for saving the latter from dying.
Punch: It is like your competitor avoided you showing the answer in exams, and saying that, he does not want you to spoil, by copying.
By Phani Ch
AAP onion scam is what Incredible India means
Teacher: What do you mean by ‘Incredible India’?
Student: AAP performing #onionscam
By Phani Ch
Netaji got famous when in controversy
News: #Netajifiles into public
Netaji inner voice: No one cared about me, when I am in books. Everyone is knowing about me, when Iam in controversy.
By Phani Ch
Reason for TDP to compromise on land pooling
News: Pawan effect- TDP pauses land pooling
Punch: You have to compromise in quarrel, with the first ranker, when you realize that, your seat is just beside him, in the exams.
By Phanindra
Rock the holidays
Continuous holidays
Expectation: To rock
Reality: Sleep like a rock
Realization: Last hour of holiday
By Phani
