There are lot many ways to bring pleasure to your little John than sticking a fork into it. Yes, you read that right!

A 70-year-old Australian man had to be rushed to the hospital after he stuffed a fork into his penis.

According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, "The Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with 'bleeding urethral meatus' after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification."

The fork was later removed using forceps and "copious lubrication."

According to the report, this isn't the man's first attempt to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. In the past, he has stuffed everything from pens to safety pins to telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes onto his penis.

"It is apparent that the human mind is inhibited let alone creative," the authors of the report concluded.

Needless to say, forcing foreign objects into one's penis is hazardous According to a 2010 study on the subject, the "urological consequences of this type of behavior can be significant and the implications for patients can be serious including death from sepsis."

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(AW: Suchorita Dutta)