Marriage Jokes ( Page 2 of 3 )

News: Digvijaya Singh gets re-married at 64

Punch: Do not lose hope on life. Fortune may contact you, at any age  

By Phani Ch

News: Jagan and Naidu tough fight in the assembly

Punch: State assembly is like marriage. The intention is to fight, not to solve the problem.  
    
By Phanindra

Man is incomplete without marriage

Man gets ‘COMPLETED’ after marriage.

By Phani

AP bandh

Centre: Wife fall back of husband, only when she is in need of something. So my dear protestors, see you just before 2019 elections.

By Phani

News: Uber driver masturbated and so arrested

Punch:

If the driver had an innocent wife, then she might meet her husband in prison and says, “You love me so much that, you cannot live without thinking of me in public too.”

By Phani

News: Food poison in Hyderabad hostels

Punch:

Same trend continues for the divorced husbands in hostels too.

By Phani

Official: I went to invite foreign investors

People:  Where are the investments, then?

Official: What investments?, I invited them for my marriage anniversary

By Phani

Male employed bachelors have a single holiday per week.

But, male, married employees have 6 days of holidays per week, lucky buddies.

By Phani

My wife is spending sleepless nights, do you know the reason behind that?

I said I'm happy

By Phani

Whenever my wife comes to know something about me from stranger, she thinks that I'm maintaining secrets with her.

But the thing is, I already said it, but as usual she did not listen to it. 

By Phani

Before marriage :  Spending with wife might be a part of life

After marriage : Spending with wife is an art of life

by Phani

Rahul : I feel like I'm watching a horror movie when i spend with my wife

Krishna : You are better, I feel like I'm the main actor who is targeted by the devil in that movie. 

By Phani